Go ahead, rain on me

been put thru a tsunami of emotions lately.

tasted the sweetest and the most bitter of life, all in a day.

Expectations and disappointments come in a package, always.

Dont bother asking, and dont bother tellin me to be happy.

my head feels heavy

my stomach feels queasy

my heart feels weird

Please, just let me breathe

im drained.

ireallyneedahug

一段从没开始的爱情

应该就是最浪漫的

Hello, lil' rascal boy

staring at us giving another chew to the darlin girl,

and we knew what's on his mind...

so he ran over and snatched the chew from the poor girl.

then he stoned for a couple of minutes, undecided, with the 2 chews in his mouth.

...

boys will always be boys eh?

try goin near the other chew, he will growl and bite off ur finger.

so not being very co-operative.

so not photogenic.

each time i fall, i wish u're here to pick me up.

each time things go wrong, i wish u're here to make them right.

each time i seek, i wish u're here to answer.

but each time i expect, u disappoint.

Why, does it always rain on me?

let's laugh our ass off

三种女人不可娶
1) 女编辑: 欢迎来搞, 长短不限
2) 幼儿园打扫阿姨: 小弟弟, 进来不要乱动
3) 女售票员: 进来点, 再进来.
里面空着呢! 后面还可以再上一个!


and last night at 杂货铺, i came across this promo poster.
In mandarin, it says:
照顾您生活的方方面面
and in english?
Looking after the square aspects of the noodles of your life.
Will somebody pls tell me what's the noodles of my life?

Priceless

muffin's latest emo post(or so she says) got me thinking.

First it was bout my nick-of-the-day,

"Life's like takin a dump. U never know what shape its gona be today"

Sounds kinda stupid, but tink bout it, pretty true isnt it?

You cant choose how u want it to be, but u still have to do it anyway.

Then she mentioned bout appreciating the simple things in life,

which is also what im doin right now(or at least, trying to)
*** ***

While u're miles away lookin out at the sky at night,

i'm prob home staring at the ceiling, watching time pass.

~We never had to go thru such quiet moments alone, did we?

When u're walkin along the streets by urself,

im here walkin aimlessly in the supermarket by myself.

~Since when walking alone became our thing?

U're starting to love the feeling of morningafters and hangovers,

but i dont get too much of a chance for such kicks here.

~Rem how we(i) used to curse and swear the next morning

and promised we'd never do such silly things anymore? ha.

Ok 1 thing which im really sore bout, is the fresh sun-baked clothes!

I miss putting my clothes and sheets out in the sun,

and i totally miss throwin myself into my fresh-smelling sheets!

U are so right! People who dont have the habit of sun-ing their clothes

are missing out big time!

No wonder the people here...dont smell 'sun-ed' at all.

So yea, back to being appreciative,

i suppose it'll come a time we start to lean to be contented

with the simple things in life, and all those around us.

Life's too short to haggle over superficial issues.

Take time off, look around ourselves.

Cherish.

randoms

*kaching*

the incredible CASH RECYCLING system!

who wants this machine?!?!

*raises hand in enthusiasm*

=)

told ya u'll be mine!

=)

needa beautify my work space.

the flowers better not die out on me

ok, i know this print is utterly disgusting

and im not a sucker for this sorta

try-too-hard-to-look-hawaiian floral prints either.

its JUST a water seat cushion so pls spare me.

besides, this is the urm, prettiest(??) print i can find.

the rest are like, animals? and..trees..?and..some underwater stuff??

heck it, as long as it keeps my ass cool.

bwahaha.

Question: which part of ur body perspire/sweat the most?

lol

anyways, i went over to the IT mall earlier on coz

i wanted to get a new printer, and *ahem*, at the same time,

look out for my DS Lite. hehz.

came across this game shop and saw this awefully familliar

box that reads "DS Lite" =)

went over to take a closer look and it actually reads "iQue DS Lite"

wtf is iQue?!?!?!

and so i asked the girl.

"哦, iQue 就是说它不是假货!"

(note: she said it in a very convincing and 'smart' tone)

right... ... ...

so she's saying that iQue means its NOT fako ya?

...

obviously i dont trust her words very much so

here i am infront of my lappie, google'ling on "iQue DS Lite".

This is what i found...

Nintendo will launch the iQue DS Lite in China on 26th June with two colours - crystal white and enamel navy. The difference between a normal DS Lite and an iQue DS Lite is that the later can support Chinese version DS games, while others simply can't.
...

iQue DOES NOT mean its not fake.

iQue is designed for chinese people damnit!

being fake or not and being able to play chinese games are 2 diff issues!

Gawd.

pls grant me patience.

i needa learn to deal with stupid people.

fine~im sucha bitch.

i cant help it. i feel cheated ok!

and i feel insulted when they try to bullshit their way thru'

and think they can friggin con me into believing their shit.

although i admit im a gadget-slut-IT-idiot

but i DO NOT allow myself to be cheated this way.

...

in the midst of google'ling, i found this!

Mario with swarovski crystals!!!

so chio!!! so love!!!

goodness. im sucha bling whore.

its USD599.90(WTF?!) and i do not have so much moolah to burn.
Swarovski crystals in Arab St. does not cost that much loh!

Get a grip on urself Irene!!!

i am goin to HK to buy more diamantes!

...but... where's my DS???

*sheepish*

update: check out this website

http://www.bling-my-thing.com/html_version/en/home_en.html

难道就不能再底调点吗?