Meteorites and some lychee-lovin'

＂陨石晶是巨大的陨石撞击地球, 使地球表层岩石熔融高速溅出坑外急速冷却而成. 它是人类直接认识太阳系各星体珍贵稀有的实物标本, 极具收藏价值. 由于多数陨石落在海洋, 荒草, 森林与山地等人烟宰至地区, 而被人发现并收集到手的陨石每年只有几十块, 数量稀有而珍贵... ...＂
so i was made to translate this ficticious article for a Taiwanese client

and all i can say is, some people really have an amazingly absurd imagination.

its difficult to understand, really.
besides, im not a big fan of star-wars or all these make-believe shit.

but what's the link btw glass and meteorites anyway?!

Thats only the first paragraph to begin with.

i had dictionary.com and translator.com minimised

while i cracked my brain over the entire write-up.

and honestly, it didnt help when i've been totally overworked

and sleep-deprived for the past week or so

almost 15hrs of work everyday is nofuckinjoke.

i doze off at the weirdest situations, fastest time.

1) 2 weeks ago, my fastest record time was 1 song.

ok, maybe half the song coz i rem i was humming till the bridge.

couple of days back, i set my new record-breakin time...

While my lappie was starting up.

2) got into the car, looked out of the window and

fell asleep even b4 we got out of the 3rd storey car park.

3) sat in KFC and found myself slowly drifting to dreamland,

with horrendous kiddos yelling and men talkin at the top of their voices.

I am incredibleeeeeee!

I needa SLEEP!

I look like shit and i feel like shit.

Whooopeee!
a pleasant surprise came in half an hr ago!

*~*

A bag of LYCHEEEESSS!

aww..sho...schweeeet!

I've been craving for them for the longest time!

*~*

The season's here, and im so gona stuff myself silly

Now u know why i love them so much?

LycheesHeartsLovey, many many.