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Not for the weak of hearts.

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Warning: Avoid reading this post if you've just taken

or about to go for your meal

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in the midst of..urm, answering Nature's call,

i spotted this... ...

Look carefully.

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Wild-fuckin-Mushrooms,

growing right under the cubicle door!!

(i bet u all can feel ur goosebumps already)

i know its silly of me to even stop to take a pic,

but i really cant help it.

its just too much of a sight for me to just see, and forget.

swear this is the sickest thing i've even seen to date!

TOTALLY GRUESOME!

(i can feel my hair stand as i type and recollect)

how the fuck did the mushrooms get in the toilets?!

why is the environment even suitable for mushroom growth?!
oh yuck!

Someone please please please, enlighten me.

Whatever it is, I am so gona stop eating shrooms for awhile now.

Anything from the mushroom family, will be boycotted.

(read:that does not include myself. (haha?))

And i am NEVER EVER gona step into that cubicle, ever again.

i am overwhelmed by a sense of disgust.

fainting spells. . .
eeeeewwwwwwwwwww...

*shrugs*

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Awhile ago, a casual foot reflex. session turned my back into this...

the process was.. ..painful but bearable.

A spoon was used to repeatedly rub down the back,

then it starts to turn red, or purple for some people.

Next came the heated bottle thing that sucks ur skin real tight.

Dont know exactly how to describe that feeling but

it was honestly, quite a high.(ok i sound like a sadist)

Taadaa! the entire process, results in a fugly back as shown.

Quite a turn-off isnt it? Bahhh...

The aftermath of this, isnt quite an enjoyment.

i can feel the pain as i stretch or lean against the chair now,

and im gona be decked in my tees

for the next couple of days till the sore goes away.

Muffin says they look like super huge mozzie bites,

but i cant imagine how big that mozzie would be.

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Now take a pick, which is more traumatic?

The mushroom or my back?